"Arrest that man!"

I shouted to the policeman, pointing at the guy in department store window. The jerk thought that he could sneak in after hours, and just stood there, wearing the store’s outfits, mocking me from behind the glass. But I had him cornered…

"Kid," The policeman said. "That’s a mannequin. He’s supposed to be in there."

I was a bit embarrassed. Not just because of the mannequin, but because I had once again mistaken a mailman’s uniform for a policeman’s.

That and I was talking to a mailbox…